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Ellejane

aka Janelle Pucyutan

  • I live in In my house
  • I was born on March 3
  • My occupation is Student
  • I am Female

Hi there!!! I'm Janelle and I love writing stories....I don't really know what to put here so I'll just post what comes out of my mind...

Anime 10

Cute Anime Girl...

I love SEDDIE and FOLIVE and many other ships....

My star sign is Pisces

I have one sister and one brother

My favorite subject is math

My most hated subject is history

I'm in 1st year high schoolI'm 5'6" inches tall

I love romance

My favorite shippings are:thumb|300px|right|Me and My Friends at School...

Pokemon:

May x Drew Dawn x Paul
Misty x Ash

Shinshi Doumei Cross: Haine x Takanari Komaki x Kusame

Sailor Moon:Usagi x Mamoru

Ami x Taiki

Chibiusa x Helios

Ami x Zoicite

Mina x Kunzite

Lita x Nephrite

Luna x Artemis

Rei x Jedeite

Bleach:Rukia'''' x 'Ichigo
Karin x ToushiroOrihime x Uryuu

1/2 Prince:Feng Lan x Min Gui WenLolidragon x Feng Yang Ming
Yu Lian x Ugly Wolf

Faster Than a Kiss:Fumino x KazumaMeg x Shouma

Kaichou wa Maid-sama:Misaki x Usui Sakura x Kuuga

Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu:Shoko x YujiHimeji x Akihisa

Kaze no Stigma:Ayano x Kazuma

iCarly:Sam x Freddie

Carly x Brad

Carly x Gibby

Wizards of Waverly Place:Alex x Mason
Juliet x Justin
Harper x Zeke

Good Luck Charlie:'''Teddy x Spencer

Gabe x Jo

A.N.T. Farm:

Olive x Fletcher

Harry Potter:

Hermione x Ron

Ginny x Harry

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These are from a book called Disorder in the AmericanCourts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word,taken down and now published by court reporters that had the

torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place:


ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that

morning?

WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan!

ATTORNEY: Which gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory

at all?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

WITNESS: I forget.

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something

you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in

his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?

WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was

August 8th?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can

I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death.

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to

a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you

performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school

did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And the best for last!:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you

check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive

when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,

nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and

practicing law.

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I asked til you said.

I asked you if I was pretty, you said NO.
I asked you if I was FAT, you said YES OF COURSE.
I asked if you WANTED to be with me forever, you said NO.
I asked you if you would CRY if I walked away, you said NO.
I had heard too much, and need to leave and,
as I walked away. . .
YOU grabbed my arm and told me to STAY.
You said. . .
Your not PRETTY, your BEAUTIFUL.
The only thing FAT, or BIG, about you is your HEART.
I don’t WANT to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.
And, baby, I wouldn’t CRY if you walked away. . .
I would DIE.

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